where do you ship to?

wherever in the world there is a fail, epic fail store can send a tshirt. from sydney to somalia, for the low price of $10 AUD per order.

how long from ordering to wearing?

for orders with delivery within Australia, you should receive your tshirt within 5-7 business days of placing your order. international customers, you should receive your merchandise within 15-20 business days of placing your order (at the latest).

of course, this all depends on whether you give us the correct shipping information, the headwinds off the south-east coast of the Maldives and the mood of our local post office employee on the day we send your tshirt.

how can i pay?

PayPal, Visa, Mastercard, Amex and Discover are accepted payment methods.

live in Australia and want to pay by direct deposit? email us and we'll work something out.

magic beans are unfortunately no longer accepted.

i don't want to pay in Australian dollars...i want to pay in my currency

fair enough - while the prices on this site are all in Australian Dollars (AUD), PayPal will do the exchange rate work when you make a purchase. long live wherever you live.

what size tshirt should i get?

head to the sizing section of this site for all your sizing queries.

oops - i ordered the wrong size anyways...

that's cool - send it back to us unworn, and in perfect condition, and we'll replace it for the size you're after. all you have to do is pay the postage for the replacement tshirts.

how do i know that this is legit?

all of the payment processing for epicfailstore.com is completed by PayPal, on their website using their uber sophisticated security and web servers. you'll notice that your transactions are finalised on PayPal's site.  we never see your credit card details, and frankly don't want to!